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10-10-2009, 08:11 PM
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
DOS: Defective Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PCMCIA:
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
:OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
DOS: Defective Operating System
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PCMCIA:
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
SCSI: System Can't See It
BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
:OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW: World Wide Wait
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out