من لبنان
08-12-2006, 09:35 AM
The rules of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS when it comes to the
Israeli-Arab conflict:
Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first,
and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called retaliation".
Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not
allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "terrorism"
Rule # 3: Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians; this is called
"self-defense", or these days "collateral damage".
Rule # 4: When Israel kills too many civilians. The Western
world calls for restraint. This is called the "reaction of the international
community".
Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to
capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2.
Rule # 6: Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians
as they want (Palestinians: around 10000 to date, 300 of which are
children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no
limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the
magic word: "terrorism"
Rule # 7: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add
supported by Syria and Iran"
Rule # 8: When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the
USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might
believe this is not an equal conflict
Rule # 9: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words
"occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could
distress the audience of Fox.
Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why
we let them Speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1
through 9.
This is called "neutral journalism".
Rule # 11: If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor
the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous
anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest
opinion isn't democracy wonderful?
Israeli-Arab conflict:
Rule # 1: In the Middle East, it is always the Arabs that attack first,
and it's always Israel who defends itself. This is called retaliation".
Rule # 2: The Arabs, whether Palestinians or Lebanese, are not
allowed to kill Israelis. This is called "terrorism"
Rule # 3: Israel has the right to kill Arab civilians; this is called
"self-defense", or these days "collateral damage".
Rule # 4: When Israel kills too many civilians. The Western
world calls for restraint. This is called the "reaction of the international
community".
Rule # 5: Palestinians and Lebanese do not have the right to
capture Israeli military, not even a limited number, not even 1 or 2.
Rule # 6: Israel has the right to capture as many Palestinians
as they want (Palestinians: around 10000 to date, 300 of which are
children, Lebanese: 1000s to date, being held without trial). There is no
limit; there is no need for proof of guilt or trial. All that is needed is the
magic word: "terrorism"
Rule # 7: When you say "Hezbollah", always be sure to add
supported by Syria and Iran"
Rule # 8: When you say "Israel", never say "supported by the
USA, the UK and other European countries", for people (God forbid) might
believe this is not an equal conflict
Rule # 9: When it comes to Israel, don't mention the words
"occupied territories", "UN resolutions", "Geneva conventions". This could
distress the audience of Fox.
Rule # 10: Israelis speak better English than Arabs. This is why
we let them Speak out as much as possible, so that they can explain rules 1
through 9.
This is called "neutral journalism".
Rule # 11: If you don't agree with these rules or if you favor
the Arab side over the Israeli side, you must be a very dangerous
anti-Semite. You may even have to make a public apology if you express your honest
opinion isn't democracy wonderful?