فـاروق
04-06-2006, 11:08 AM
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that
>> >>he had not been promoted, no transfer, no salary
>> >>increase, no commendation and that the company is not
>> >>doing any thing about it.
>> >>
>> >>So he decided to walk up to his manager one morning
>> >>and after exchanging greetings, he told his manager
>> >>his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and
>> >>asked him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have not
>> >>worked here for even one day".
>> >>
>> >>The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager
>> >>went on to explain.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 365 days and some times 366
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 24 hours
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in
>> >>hours?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie.
>> >>1/3 (one third)
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of
>> >>366 days?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are
>> >>weekends?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from
>> >>122 days, how many days do you now have?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 18 days.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- OK ! I do give you 2 weeks leave every year.
>> >>Now remove that
>> >>
>> >>14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you
>> >>have remaining?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 4 days
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on Worker's day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 2 days sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National
>> >>holiday)?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 1 day sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you work on Religious festivities day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- None sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- I understood Sir ! thank you Sir for all the
>> >>money you have been giving me,
>> >>I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company
>> >>he had not been promoted, no transfer, no salary
>> >>increase, no commendation and that the company is not
>> >>doing any thing about it.
>> >>
>> >>So he decided to walk up to his manager one morning
>> >>and after exchanging greetings, he told his manager
>> >>his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and
>> >>asked him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have not
>> >>worked here for even one day".
>> >>
>> >>The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager
>> >>went on to explain.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 365 days and some times 366
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 24 hours
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in
>> >>hours?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie.
>> >>1/3 (one third)
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of
>> >>366 days?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are
>> >>weekends?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from
>> >>122 days, how many days do you now have?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 18 days.
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- OK ! I do give you 2 weeks leave every year.
>> >>Now remove that
>> >>
>> >>14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you
>> >>have remaining?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 4 days
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on Worker's day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 2 days sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National
>> >>holiday)?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- 1 day sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- Do you work on Religious festivities day?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- No sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So how many days are left?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- None sir!
>> >>
>> >>Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
>> >>
>> >>Man:- I understood Sir ! thank you Sir for all the
>> >>money you have been giving me,
>> >>I am sorry for trying to steal from the Company