MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.


APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity






IBM: I Blame Microsoft







MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs


DOS: Defective Operating System


WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System


PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics






PCMCIA:

People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms



ISDN: It Still Does Nothing


SCSI: System Can't See It


BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control


DEC: Do Expect Cuts


CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months


:OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.


WWW: World Wide Wait


COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language


AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction


LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis


MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed


GIRO: Garbage In Rubbish Out

I think the one wrote the comment about Mac did not use it. MAC is well known for its stability and I do not remember that it even crashed with me even once !

Although not related to computer, I found these two funny


STC: Steal The Customer


KSA: Kateer Shoghol Alatool (in pakistani accent) zzz

Although not related to computer, I found these two funny



STC: Steal The Customer



KSA: Kateer Shoghol Alatool (in pakistani accent) zzz


في اختصارات اخرى كمان مهضومين

:D

salary ATM
=
salary after three months


IBM
=
inshalla bokra ma fi moshkila