A pick from the net:


If a barber makes a mistake,
It's a new style...


If a driver makes a mistake,
It is an accident...


If a doctor makes a mistake,
It's an operation...


If an engineer makes a mistake,
It is a new venture...


If a politician makes a mistake,
It is a new law...


If a scientist makes a mistake,
It is a new invention...


If a tailor makes a mistake,
It is a new fashion...


If a teacher makes a mistake ,
It is a new theory...


If an employee makes a mistake
It is a "MISTAKE"
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If a man made a mistake, they will say: He got married ;)
If a woman made a mistake, they will say: she broke her husband's heart