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فـاروق
11-23-2007, 03:27 PM
An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors
needed to store his blood type in case the need arises.

Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn 't be found
locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was
> >>located who had similar type of the blood who
> >>willingly donated his blood to the Arab.
> >>
> >>After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card for giving his
> >>blood along with an expensive piece of diamond and a new Rolls Royce car
> >>as
> >>a token of his appreciation.
> >>
> >>Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again.
> >>His doctors telephoned the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood
> >>again.
> >>
> >>After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank you card and a jar
> >>of Almond Roca sweets. The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time
> >>did not reciprocate much the Jew 's kind gesture as he has done
> >>previously.
> >>So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation
> >>in not so generous manner.
> >>
> >>The Arab replied "Ya habibi, I have Jewish blood now, remember..!?"

أم ورقة
11-23-2007, 05:45 PM
oneday some people went to a strange planet,
and they found an alien there
the alien told them: I am the owner of this planet

They said in astonishment:
But you don't look Jewish !

من هناك
11-23-2007, 08:52 PM
One of my business partner is a jew. I always try to let go some money or some time without I charge for it but I do not feel that it matters a lot for him.
However, he is very good at fulfilling the payments and the duties.

مقاوم
11-24-2007, 07:05 AM
One of my business partner is a jew. I always try to let go some money or some time without I charge for it but I do not feel that it matters a lot for him.

However, he is very good at fulfilling the payments and the duties.




You're lucky he wasn't of the normal type.

How was the copper wire invented?i

من هناك
11-24-2007, 10:44 PM
Yes he is not from the regular type. He is not generous but he is good and appreciate.

We planned once to build something that can benefit the middle east and especially the poor areas in some countries such as Jordan, Syria and Egypt.




You're lucky he wasn't of the normal type.


How was the copper wire invented?i

Oh Yeaaah.
Two jews fighting over a penny :D

مقاوم
11-25-2007, 03:43 AM
Oh Yeaaah.
Two jews fighting over a penny :D[/left]

Yup!!

and how was the Grand Canyon dug out?