>>>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
>>>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
>>>David Bissonette
>>>


>>>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
>>>keep her.
>>>Sacha Guitry
>>>


>>>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
>>>can't face each other, but still they stay together.
>>>Hemant Joshi
>>>


>>>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
>>>bad one, you'll become a
>>>philosopher. Socrates
>>>


>>>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
>>>Dumas
>>>


>>>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
>>>does a woman want?
>>>Sigmund Freud
>>>


>>>I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
>>>Anonymous
>>>


>>>'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
>>>restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
>>>dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
>>>Henny Youngman
>>>


>>>'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.'
>>>Sam Kinison
>>>


>>>'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
>>>banking. It's called marriage.'
>>>James Holt McGavran
>>>


>>>'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
>>>second one didn't.'
>>>Patrick Murray
>>>


>>>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
>>>1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
>>>2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
>>>Nash
>>>


>>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
>>>once...
>>>Anonymous
>>>


>>>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
>>>Henny Youngman
>>>


>>>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
>>>Rodney Dangerfield
>>>


>>>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
>>>
>>>Milton Berle
>>>


>>>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
>>>Anonymous
>>>


>>>A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
>>>received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
>>>mine.'
>>>Anonymous
>>
>>


>>>First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
>>>Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What
>>>does a woman want?
>>>Sigmund Freud