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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : funny quotes



chidichidi
07-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Practice makes a man perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice?
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[Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa


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One should love animals
They are so tasty


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Love thy neighbor
But don't get caught


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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

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Every man should marry
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry
And when they marry they become otherwise

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Success is a relative term
It brings so many relatives


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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep


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There should be a better way to start a day -
Than waking up every morning


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work never killed anybody"
- But why take the risk

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Work fascinates me"
- I can look at it for hours!

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God made relatives;
- Thank God we can choose our friends


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When two's company
- three's the result


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The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn???


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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say.......