Bachar Assad goes to a primary school to give a speech.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and Bachar asks him what his name is?
"Ali"
"And what is your question, Ali?"
"I have 3 questions :
"First, why did Syria rule Lebanon for over 15 years?
Second, why you didn't know who killed Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?


Just then the bell rings for recess. Bachar al Assad informs the kids that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Bachar says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. Bachar points him out and asks him what his name is?
"Elias"
"And what is your question, Elias?"

I have 5 questions :
First, Why did Syria rule Lebanon for over 15 years?
Second, Why you didn't know who killed Hariri if you were the ruler of Lebanon?
And third, why did you leave Lebanon now?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, where is "Ali"?!!