mohammad
11-02-2006, 12:15 AM
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>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
>bed
>was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
>that was
>addressed to "Dad".
> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
>hands and
>read the letter.
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
>to elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
>and you. I
>have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I
>knew you
>would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
>tight
>motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said
>that we
>will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
>of
>firewood for the whole winter.
> We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened
>my eyes to
>the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
>it for
>ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
>cocaine
>and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a
>cure for
>AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm
>15 and I
>know how to take care of myself . Someday I'm sure that we will be
>back to
>visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
> Love,
> Your Son
> John
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
>just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
>report
>card that's in my center desk drawer.
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.[/align:044bc8fabe][/size:044bc8fabe]
>A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
>bed
>was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow
>that was
>addressed to "Dad".
> With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling
>hands and
>read the letter.
> Dear Dad:
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
>to elope
>with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom
>and you. I
>have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I
>knew you
>would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
>tight
>motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
> But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said
>that we
>will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
>of
>firewood for the whole winter.
> We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened
>my eyes to
>the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing
>it for
>ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
>cocaine
>and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a
>cure for
>AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm
>15 and I
>know how to take care of myself . Someday I'm sure that we will be
>back to
>visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
> Love,
> Your Son
> John
> PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
>just
>wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
>report
>card that's in my center desk drawer.
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.[/align:044bc8fabe][/size:044bc8fabe]