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مقاوم
05-10-2006, 02:55 PM
And for those of you who watch what you eat here's the final word on Nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all the Conflicting medical studiess:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
Than Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
Attacks than Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and suffer fewer
Heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

من لبنان
05-10-2006, 06:45 PM
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Speaking English is apparently what kills you.














You mean acting like Americans is apparently what kills you

مقاوم
05-11-2006, 11:33 AM
You mean acting like Americans is apparently what kills you

,If that was true, half the people in the world would be dead maybe even more than that
:-) :-)

من هناك
05-11-2006, 03:38 PM
Maybe the life with G.W.Bush or his colleagues is what makes heart attacks.

Man in here, you get nothing in your mailbox but invoices or spam mail. People got crazy sometimes because they got no smiley letter or happy news. It is all invoices, credit card reports, bank reports or invitation to get another credit card and increase your bedt.

Life is stressing where there is no one to care or to listen to your words.

مقاوم
05-12-2006, 12:57 PM
just kick back and relax and as I always say:
smile.......The worst is yet to come :) lololol

mohammad
05-12-2006, 01:19 PM
I appears the credit card thing is the damn trouble. however I applied for a 7th one two days ago

indeed, the worst is yet to come

spend ma fi eljayb... ya'teek ma fi elghayb

مقاوم
05-12-2006, 01:44 PM
spend ma fi eljayb... ya'teek ma fi elghayb

A sure recipe for disaster!! :) LOL

mohammad
05-13-2006, 01:51 PM
I had a disaster last year.... isn't there any better word for this year.... like blow, calamity or tragedy...... lol

من هناك
05-13-2006, 02:49 PM
7th ? This is too much man.
Be careful because you might end up paying a lot just for no need


I had a disaster last year.... isn't there any better word for this year.... like blow, calamity or tragedy...... lol

mohammad
05-14-2006, 03:51 AM
unfortunately,, I am already paying a lot... but for many needs... I have to

من هناك
05-14-2006, 01:35 PM
May Allah grant you the patience and the solution In Sha2 Allah



unfortunately,, I am already paying a lot... but for many needs... I have to

mohammad
05-14-2006, 03:39 PM
J A K

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مقاوم
05-15-2006, 06:22 AM
Here's another need

www.qawim.org (http://www.qawim.org)

:)

mohammad
05-15-2006, 02:39 PM
هل لاحظت ان صفحات الموقع تتحمل ببطء...؟؟

إلا أنه جميل جدا

من هناك
05-15-2006, 11:04 PM
ما قصدك انه Need آخر

للتبرعات؟

مقاوم
05-16-2006, 04:44 AM
أخي محمد
نعم الموقع بطيء جدا وقد باءت جميع محاولاتنا لإنعاشه بالفشل
لكننا خلال أيام قليلة إن شاء الله ننتهي من تحميل الموقع الجديد:Qawim.net
أرجو زيارته وإبداء الرأي

أخي بلال
التبرعات هي ما عنيته بالضبط خاصة وأننا على أبواب إطلاق حملة عالمية لدعم
إخواننا في فلسطين.

mohammad
05-16-2006, 02:26 PM
boriktum

bettawfik in sha'Allah

من هناك
05-16-2006, 06:27 PM
اخي مقاوم
ما قصدك بإنعاشه؟
تسريع الصفحات او زيادة الزوار؟

مقاوم
05-17-2006, 05:09 AM
أقصد تسريع الصفحات لكن زيادة الزوار:
is always welcome

من هناك
05-17-2006, 04:13 PM
يا اخي سرعة الصفحات من حنكة المطورين

لو احتجتم للمساعدة في معرفة السبب قل لي :)

مقاوم
05-17-2006, 04:21 PM
بارك الله فيك وأحسن إليك
نحن الآن أوشكنا أن ننتهي من تصميم
الموقع الجديد وهو أفضل من سابقه بمراحل من
حيث السرعة.
لكنك ستبقى في بالي لعلنا نحتاج مساعدتك مستقبلا

من هناك
05-26-2006, 10:24 PM
welcome anytime

مقاوم
05-27-2006, 06:05 AM
Guess who our new webmaster is

من هناك
05-27-2006, 11:11 AM
How shall I guess :)

مقاوم
05-27-2006, 01:23 PM
You welcomed him to the Forum

من هناك
05-27-2006, 01:24 PM
Subhan Allah, I thought of him but then I said, I should not :)

مقاوم
05-29-2006, 05:51 AM
and yesterday I met someone that has an identical name to yours, first and last!!! go figure

من هناك
05-29-2006, 11:37 AM
Yeah I know two of them.
Since you met him after you get to know Kassem then he should be Sihr el Sheikh Hassan :)

مقاوم
05-29-2006, 12:35 PM
Yup!! But Kassem had nothing to do with it

من هناك
05-29-2006, 07:49 PM
So el mouqawama itahadit ma3 el Itihad ;)

مقاوم
05-30-2006, 05:24 AM
we unite with every honest, freedom loving Muslim, even if it is al-Itihad
:)