أراد هذا الموظف أن يطلب زيادة في الراتب.. لكنه قد خجل من التصريح... فبادربالتلميح للمدير.. فأخذ يختار الكلمات التي تحوي حرف ال (s) ويستبدلها ب ($)...
وصلت الرسالة للرئيس وفهم ما يريد الموظف.. فبادله الحيلة نفسها.. وأخذ يختار كلمات تحوي حرفي (n) و( o) متتاليين يعني no


Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely
Marian $hih

- في اليوم الثاني بعد ما استقبل المدير الرسالة من الموظف رد عليه بالرد هذا


Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspaper are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
The Manager

ما شاء الله الصفوف الإنكليزية ممتازي (بلهجة اهل ريف دمشق)

that accent is commonly known to be spoken in Homs

I quite like these two letters

well done saowt